so the other day i was cuddling with my pet hamster mr cheeky and suddenly I had an extreme desire to put him inside me. I used a funnel and put him in my butt, and everything was great at first. He just kind of wiggled and did his little hamster dance for a while. After a while he started clawwing and scratching so I figured I should take him out but I couldn’t and now my butt is bleeding and I think Mr. Cheeky is dead. What should I do???
Mythbusters in a nutshell.
I take a lot of crap for being a girl who likes Cry. It’s not because his voice is sexy or he sounds hot or anything.
Frankly, I don’t care at all.
Yes, he has an unusually well-modulated voice. But I’m not attracted to him. It’s a little deeper than that. More than anything, I respect him.
I’m really sorry, but who cares?
me in school